A Wreck in the Halls

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August 2011

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rdpatrick: The Rum Diary

Liquor Label Mascots

Just a quick analysis of some liquor label characters. First off, we have Captain Morgan: He’s suave, he’s fun, he’s the life of the goddamn party. Everyone wants to chill with Morgan. Plus, he has a fucking gun. Who doesn’t love firearms with their alcohol? Next we have Blackheart: She’s dangerous, she’s sexy, she gets what she wants. She’s...